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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 17:49

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why am I sweating so much at night even though my room is really cold?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
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Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
share office space ...
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
No go.
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
—
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Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
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